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Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.

Puck: Are you ready for this?
Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!

Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.

Santana

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.

Puck

No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.

Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.

Kurt

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

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Glee Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Finn

Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.

Sue
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