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Isn't it amazing how life seems so easy when you just don't give a fart? I mean look at this. Hummel is getting married. Berry is just full of confidence. And I finally have a girlfriend who I don't have to worry about straying for penis.

Santana

My whole life I've been looking to be a part of something special, to feel special, but the truth is that I am special.

Rachel

I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.

Santana

[to Tina] You wanna be that girl? Then go be that girl!

Blaine

And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for because your lives are all so devoid of meaning something like this seems very important.

Sue

[to Rachel] Okay, no, come on. You are not playing Yenta the lesbian matchmaker.

Santana

My personality is like a radioactive asteroid. Spend too much time with it and it could kill you.

Sam

[to Santana] You're scared. I've never seen you scared before. It's cute!

Rachel

Why does no one believe me? Oh right. The habitual lying.

Kitty

I said no caffeine until prom! I can't afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!

Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
Kurt: That she doesn't have a yeast infection?

Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

Sue
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Glee Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
Kurt: That she doesn't have a yeast infection?

Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

Sue

Glee Season 5 Episode 2 Music

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Glee-cast-get-back Something Glee Cast iTunes
Glee-cast-here-comes-the-sun Here Comes The Sun Glee Cast iTunes
Glee-cast-sgt-peppers-lonely-hearts-club-band Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Glee Cast iTunes
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