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Glee

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

Rachel

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

Santana

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Tina

I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

Rachel
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