You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

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I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

Rachel

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She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

Santana

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God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana

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The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

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The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Tina

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I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

Rachel

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