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Glee "Wheels" Quotes (Page 2)

Sue: I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I'm full of ennui.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt's dad: You sing like a girl. In a good way.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie [to Rachel]: You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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