Glee Season 1 Episode 9: "Wheels" Quotes
Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.Rachel
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.Kurt
I'm full of ennui.Kurt
You sing like a girl. In a good way.Kurt's dad
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.Artie [to Rachel]
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.Finn
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.Mercedes
It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.Rachel [on Defying Gravity]
I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.Kurt