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Rachel Berry, will you marry me?


I love you with everything I am and everything I hope to be. Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?


You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.


Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.

Mr. Pillsbury

I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.


If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.

Coach Roz [to Sam]

You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.


I'm really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.

Sugar [to Artie]

For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

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