Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Sam

Did somebody die in here?

Sam

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

Sam

That sweater’s legit.

Puck

Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.

Will

I’d rather do hard with you and easy with anyone else.

Quinn

Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.

Puck

We can go to the hockey team! We can do Glee on Ice!

Holly Holiday

I have before me a buttload of angry letters from members of the animal husbandry club, their parents, Dayton local politicians, the National Autism Association as well as One Million Moms. Although in actuality there aren’t a million of them. There’s really only 100,000 but each and every one of them is an uptight bitch.

Sue

A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.

Santana

Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.

Santana

(about the lilies) They’re the lesbian of flowers.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad