You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

Rachel

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

Santana

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Tina

I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

Rachel

You are kind of magic.

Kurt

I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Santana

Do you know how insane you sound?

Kurt

It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.

Rachel

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn