Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.

Rachel

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Sue

Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Rachel

Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying.

There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've gotten that back, I'm never letting it go.

April

I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

Emma

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.

Will [to April]

Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.

I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.

Sandy

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt