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As soon as she returns from her suspension, I plan on installing Becky as my secretary. And I will refer to her as my "Beckretary."

Sue

Kitty: And just like every sad and broken backwards relationship that's ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room--
Blaine: Kurt and I WILL have a happy ending--
Kitty: I do like you Artie.

Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.

People everywhere, except, like, Russia, are beginning to see that it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from or even what god you believe in. They're starting to see we're really not all that different.

Blaine

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.

Santana

My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn't until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I'm really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.

Brittany

Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.

Jeweler: [to Blaine] Is this him?
Sam: No, oh no. I mean, he wants to do me, but we're just friends.

Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.

Brittany

There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled. We've endured. And now we must triumph.

Will

I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.

Brittany
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Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam
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