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Glee

It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt

Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.

Quinn

I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

Finn

I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo.

Rod

Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.

Puck

Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Will

What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.

Sue
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