Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 4: "Pot O' Gold"

Quinn: Beth is perfect. She's my perfect thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Finn: In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rory: I love everything about America, especially NASCAR, your hot black President and the Victoria's Secret catalog.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You can't cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: Sue's pom-pom budget is $4,000/month.
Sue: You can't put a price on cheer, William.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I got a bee in my bonnet, and that bee's name is "government waste."
 • Rating: Unrated

Brittany [to Rory]: You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Asian F"

Beiste: This is one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when i had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Shelby: Enjoy your enormous bowl of disgusting creamy pasta.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina [to Mike]: When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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