My path has been different and exciting considering my background, but considering who I think I am and how I see myself, it's like I've taken the streetcar named predictability.Kurt
Miley Cyrus. And the genital flapping dance known as twerking that makes men and women alike look like overgrown, constipated toddlers. This vulgar, sexually explicit excuse for a dance craze has brought American culture to a new low, and that's why tonight, western Ohio, I solemnly pledge to end the pandemic of twerking once and for all. Not only will I outlaw twerking at McKinley High, but I've submitted a bill to the Ohio State Legislature banning twerking in Ohio public schools. And Hannah Montana can go back to naked straddling the three-ton wrecking ball she was clearly upsold at Home Depot as the tiny cinder block room she's elected to demolish is only about 12 square feet and already has a wall missing.This nation faces a far more insidious foe
Rachel: Okay, you know what, Kurt? You've become boring. You go to class, and then you come home, and you eat all this food and watch your stories, and you Skype with Blaine, and it's not even sexy Skyping. I know this because you just go to sleep. Same thing every day.
Kurt: I change up my afternoon smoothie occasionally.
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I've kind of been going through hell the past month and I just needed something to snap out of it.Rachel
Oh, please let it be another Journey song! There's got to be another one left!Sue
I love Katy Perry! I'm such a Katy! Oh, it just feels so good to say that out loud!Sam
Seriously. I look like a gay Thundercat.Jake
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I know he loves you and you love him, but that was pre-Bree. she is poison. That girl is whack like crack, a penis fly trap. Marley, she will chew him up. Hashtag preach.Unique
Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.
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