Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

This place smells like barf!

Sue

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn