Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"

Sue: Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck [to Quinn]: You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I have to just be me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: I'm like that Beautiful Mind guy without all the crazy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beiste: I'm so bummed out. I feel like I'm living one of those country western songs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sue: It's a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can't read.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn [to Puck]: Wanna come over. Order in. Rent a movie and not watch it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sue: Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn [to Santana]: The truth is, I think you're awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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