I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

Blaine

Am I still here? Am I invisible?

Artie

I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Artie

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

Mercedes

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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