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Glee Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 7: "Dynamic Duets"

Finn: [to Coach Beist] I think it's just that the glee club just doesn't see me as an adult. Ugh, god, is that what coffee tastes like? How do people drink that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beist: [to Finn] I'm the Beistmaster. Blaine said I couldn't be faculty adviser unless I dressed up once a week. I'm from the planet Testosrogen. I can digest any known substance and cry at the drop of the hat. I'm not kidding about that last part. Last night I teared up at an Activia commercial.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Finn: The theme is 'Foreigner.' We're going to sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the world's nations.
Artie: Wait, seriously? That's your idea?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jake: What kind of name is Ryder Lynn anyway? Because it sounds like your parents named you after a cowgirl doll who comes with her own pony.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "Glease"

Will: I have so much to thank you guys for. Not just for making every day of my life an absolute joy, but for giving me this chance to share that joy with others.
• Rating: Unrated

Kurt: [to Blaine] Relationships are about trust. And I don't trust you anymore.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rachel: [to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.
• Rating: 2.6 / 5.0

Finn: Were you crying about me?
Rachel: I wasn't crying about you.
Finn: Oh.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Finn: Have you been crying?
Rachel: No, I'm fine.
Finn: For two years, I was the guy you came to with every little problem. Are we just gonna pretend we're not even friends anymore?
Rachel: I just...I shouldn't have come here. It's just too weird.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brittany: [to Santana] I'm glad you came back to play Rizzo. I feel bad for Mercedes but if her parents want her to be a boy, then I don't know, I guess it makes sense.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Ryder: [to Marley] I don't want to kiss a girl who's got puke on her breath. Either on stage...or later.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kurt: [to Rachel] I'm going. I need to see him. I haven't seen him since. I'm not sleeping. I'm living off of Ambien and The Notebook.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "The Role You Were Born to Play"

Finn: It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.
Will: It's called being a teacher.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Emma: [to Will] I would rather be here, far from you, but feeling really close, rather than close to you but feeling really far away.
• Rating: Unrated

Kitty: I don't get it. I prayed really hard about this.
Joe: Maybe God didn't hear you because he was busy helping people with cancer.
Kitty: Shut it, Avatar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wade/Unique: I don't feel right in the men's locker room, but I can't go into the girls'. And I don't feel right in men's clothing, but I can't wear dresses every day. It sucks to never know your place. It's just nice, for once, to feel like I've found one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0