Episode 3: "Acafellas"
Emma: The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong. [permalink]
Ken: When I get stressed, I work out. You can probably tell. I'm gonna down a few Powers Bars and knock out a few reps, come up with a solution. [permalink]
Kurt: Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion. [permalink]
Sue: I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine. [permalink]
Quinn: I give it 15 minutes until the first one quits, or tries to commit suicide. [permalink]
Sue: I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded. [permalink]
Finn: What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing? [permalink]
Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week. [permalink]
Emma: They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos. [permalink]
Will's dad: Being a good father is all about guts. And you've got about six months to see if you have any. [permalink]
Episode 2: "Showmance"
Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom. [permalink]
Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard! [permalink]
Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair. [permalink]
Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do! [permalink]
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything. [permalink]
Rachel: Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry? [permalink]
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift. [permalink]
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers. [permalink]
Kurt: They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial. [permalink]
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra. [permalink]
Total Glee Quotes: 210
