Episode 10: "Ballad"
Emma: If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet. [permalink]
Rachel: Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become. [permalink]
Rachel: When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute. [permalink]
Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck. [permalink]
Rachel: I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes. [permalink]
Finn: I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is. [permalink]
Puck: I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando! [permalink]
Episode 9: "Wheels"
Quinn: Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. [permalink]
Finn: Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch. [permalink]
Sue: If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning. [permalink]
Kurt: I love you more than I love being a star. [permalink]
Puck: $1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home. [permalink]
Puck: I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first. [permalink]
Sue: You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard. [permalink]
Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that. [permalink]
Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis. [permalink]
Puck: You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend. [permalink]
Sue: I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies. [permalink]
Sue: [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs. [permalink]
Rachel: Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life. [permalink]
Total Glee Quotes: 210
