Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOX
Glee

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Brittany

Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.

Mercedes

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.

Emma

Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.

Sue

I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

Sue

Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Rachel

You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

Artie
Displaying quotes 91 - 99 of 411 in total