Glee Season 1 Quotes
I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax. And I'll see you tomorrow.April
Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.
I finally realized my life long ambition of being a mistress to a strip mall tycoon.April
Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.April
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.Sue
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.Brittany
You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.Kurt
I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.Sue
I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.Sue
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.Sue