Glee

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I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax. And I'll see you tomorrow.

April

Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.

I finally realized my life long ambition of being a mistress to a strip mall tycoon.

April

Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.

April

I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.

Sue

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

Brittany

You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Kurt

I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

Sue

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Sue

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

Sue
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

Kurt