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Glee

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

Sue

I meant for me. It's win-win for me.

Santana

She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.

Santana

The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

Brittany

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

Sue

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Sue

Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

Sue

Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.

Emma

I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?

Rachel

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

Artie

Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby.

Quinn
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

I don't really groove on Young MC.

Puck

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Finn
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