Glee

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Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

Sue

A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

Sue

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

Sue

I'm instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.

Sue

[Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.

Sue

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Finn

Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.

Emma

It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."

Rachel
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue