Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Ballad"

Rachel: When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Rachel: I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Puck: I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "Wheels"

Quinn: Somewhere in that pea brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I love you more than I love being a star.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: $1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Puck: I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sue: You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: [Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I'm full of ennui.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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