Glee
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Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.
Terri
You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.
Sue [to Rachel]
If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.
Sue
Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.
Sue
Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.
Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.
Shelby
Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.
Ms. Corcoran
It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.
Ms. Corcoran
I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.
Sue
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.
Sue
We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.
Rachel
