Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 1 Episode 9: "Wheels"

Kurt's dad: You sing like a girl. In a good way.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie [to Rachel]: You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Mercedes: Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel [on Defying Gravity]: It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "Mash-Up"

Finn: I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Finn: I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rod: I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue: I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Your arms are lovely. But I just don't see us working out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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