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Glee

You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Kurt

I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

Sue

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Sue

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

Sue

I am not down with this. I like being a dude.

Puck

You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.

Will

I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in.

Santana
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