Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 16)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Mash-Up"

Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Quinn: When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: I don't really groove on Young MC.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ken: I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Throwdown"

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Quinn: I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with [Rachel].
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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