Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?


You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.


Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.


I feel like Lady GaGa.


Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.


This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.


I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

Rachel [to Finn]

My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.


Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.


Glee Season 1 Quotes

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.


Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.