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Glee

Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany

You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.

Cheerleader

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

Sue

I feel like Lady GaGa.

Kurt

Rachel: I'm nervous.
Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.

Will

I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

Rachel [to Finn]

My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.

Rachel

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.

Finn
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

Jesse
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