We have nothing to be afraid of.

Rachel

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.

We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.

Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn

I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.

Rachel

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?

He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

Kurt

I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.

Kurt

How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.

Kurt

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.

Emma

Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become.

Rachel

Glee Season 1 Quotes

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor