I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.

Santana

When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get use to being alone.

Kurt

Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.

Schue: I love my kids.
Goolsby: What? No you don't. They're hideous. My kids are at least attractive. Yours look like they haven't been baked properly.

It's all over the Broadway blogosphere. And by "Broadway blogosphere," I mean the one blog that cares about Broadway

Dustin

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha

The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.

Kurt

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue