Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 22: "New York"

Santana: I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get use to being alone.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schue: I love my kids.
Goolsby: What? No you don't. They're hideous. My kids are at least attractive. Yours look like they haven't been baked properly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dustin: It's all over the Broadway blogosphere. And by "Broadway blogosphere," I mean the one blog that cares about Broadway
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rachel: The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I just want somebody to love me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: When did you get so smart?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Santana: Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.
 • Rating: 1.7 / 5.0

Jesse: That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you sounded great you just shouldn't have kissed him.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dustin: You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dustin: It's all over the Broadway blogosphere and by Broadway blogosphere I mean the one blog that actually cares about Broadway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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