Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 2 Episode 13: "Comeback"

Sue: If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue: I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Mercedes: There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue [on Sam]: I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Brittany: I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sam: Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sam: My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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