Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 2 Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas"

Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Will: This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Special Education"

Lauren: These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt [to Rachel]: You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie [to Tina]: Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany : I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: We all know you can do it.
Brittany: I know that I can't. Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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