Glee Season 2 Quotes
Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.Emma
Celibacy is a viable option... for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.Emma
So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, youâ€™re having sex with everyone theyâ€™ve ever had sex with. And everybodyâ€™s got a randomHolly
Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I'm bipolar which makes me yell about things like "That teacup is spreading lies about me" or "This can't be my baby, because i don't love it."Holly
(Sam and Brittany prepare to kiss during Spin the bottle) Just a reminder, I owns that guppy mouth. Those Abercrombie lips belongs to me. (they kiss) You know what? This is not - Hey honeys! - this is not a Big Red commercial. No me gusta.Santana
Hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on To Catch A Predator?Santana [to Rachel]
Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.Brittany
Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals.
Santana: You know what!!! *starts yelling*
You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me!Santana
It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink!Rachel
Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.