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Puck: Are you ready for this?
Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!

Rachel: As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough for regionals.

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage.

Santana [to Sam]

Sam: That's my James Earl Jones impression.
Santana: That is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.

Lauren

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.

Santana

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Brittany

Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?

Puck
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Glee Season 2 Quotes

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel
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