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Season: 4 3 2 1

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 19)

Season 2 Episode 6: "Never Been Kissed"

Quinn: A little something something always leads to something more. I've been there, remember?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "The Rocky Horror Glee Show"

Becky: Give me some chocolate or I will cut you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carl: Unlike you, I believe in the powers of the arts. I don't use them to pick up other guy's chicks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Finn: I don't need to hide behind my muscles.
Sam: Awesome. I think. Are you insulting me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Ain't no carpool lane to sexy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: I'm looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini.
Sam: It's gonna be ab-ulous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Sue: Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Finn: I have no idea what's going on in this script, and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: What are you going as for Halloween?
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Emma: It always freaks me out to eat candy that someone else has touched.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into my horror?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 4: "Duets"

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Kurt: He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel [to Kurt]: I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Season: 4 3 2 1
Total Season 2 Quotes: 467
Total Glee Quotes: 1409
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