Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

Mercedes

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

Sue

Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.

We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.

Mike

Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Sue [on Sam]

Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.

Puck

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Brittany

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.

Sam

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

Sue

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Sue