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Glee

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Brittany

Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.

Holly

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

I'm off to have CRAZY sex. Because I'm CRAZY informed about it. Kidding.

Holly

Holly [on abstinence] It's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.

Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.

Emma

Celibacy is a viable option... for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.

Emma

So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random

Holly
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