Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 20)

Season 2 Episode 4: "Duets"

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam [on Kurt]: He emailed me like 60 MP3s of seeing and I thought he was Faith Hill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You have issues with me being gay.
Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that 'no means no.'
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Brittany: Sweet lady kisses.
Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Santana: I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sam: I'm Sam. Sam I am. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham.
Santana: He has no game.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 3: "Grilled Cheesus"

Sue [to Emma]: I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: You didn't hurt Sam. It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's 23.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sue: Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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