Glee Season 2 Quotes
Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.
Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.Santana
If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.Blaine
I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.Sam
I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.Lauren
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.Puck [on Lauren]
Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.Rachel
That's my man and his legs don't work!Brittany
I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.Santana
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.Kurt
Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.