Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.
Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.
Santana
If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.
Blaine
I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.
Sam
I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.
Lauren
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Puck [on Lauren]
Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.
Rachel
That's my man and his legs don't work!
Brittany
I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
Santana
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.
Kurt
Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
