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Glee

Can I please be in Glee Club Mr. Schue? I just want to belong.

Becky

Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!

Sue

You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.

Jesse

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

Finn

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Finn

May I have this dance?

Blaine

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Kurt

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.

Figgins

They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

Kurt

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Santana

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

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Glee Season 2 Quotes

Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.

Emma

You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.

Sandy
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