Can I please be in Glee Club Mr. Schue? I just want to belong.


Sue: Your nickname is Panda Express.
Howard: But I'm not Chinese.
Sue: Neither is the food at Panda House.

Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!


You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.


Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads


“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”


May I have this dance?


Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.


Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.


They can't touch me. They can't touch us.


As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.


Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]