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Glee

Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.

Brittany

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

Kurt

This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.

Brittany

All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.

Rachel

I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.

Jesse

So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?

Puck

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Kurt

Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

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