Glee Season 2 Quotes
Thanks for the invite ladies. You know what I call an afternoon where I'm getting drunk? An afternoon.April
You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.Sue
Oh how I've missed your insanity.Kurt
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.
You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.Artie
Well Mama drinks her dinner these days.April
My all white production of The Wiz was a disaster.April
I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.Sue
Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.Sam
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.Brittany
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!