Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 17: "A Night of Neglect"

Artie: Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 16: "Original Song"

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Uhh, Mr. Schue I have another verse of "Trouty Mouth"
Sam: *holds up notebook with the words: "Hell No"*
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue [to Brittany and Santana]: Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Kurt: I just really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Regionals Judge: I Twittered that Obama was a terrorist... I had to, it's a fact.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue: I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Quinn: If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Santana: You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Quinn: How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Kurt: Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "Sexy"

Holly: So I hear you guys are having problems.
Emma: We're not having problems
Carl: Yes we are
Holly: Okay when is the last time you guys-
Carl: Never.
Holly: I beg your pardon
Carl: We never
Holly: Girlfriend what is up with that?!? He's hot! Your 30.
Emma: I know, but we watch the Housewives dramas which are so so racy.
Carl: I tried. I make her dinner. I give her roses and everytime i do this-*tickles Emma* that happens.
Holly: Okay I'm not a doctor. I don't even like watching doctor shows. Except the ones where they strap bombs around their chests. I love those! So I'm going to ask you a question and be honest. Are you still in love with Will Schuester?
Carl: I was thinking the same thing but I was afraid to ask.
Emma: I'm very confused of my feelings right now.
Carl: Well, your feelings can stay at the condo and mine are going to the hotel. Thanks doctor. *leaves*
Holly: Not a doctor.
Emma: Please don't tell Will.
Holly: No of course not. My lips are sealed. Just like your legs. Wow, gosh, sorry, how rude. Why did I say that? You know a real doctor would have never said that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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