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Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.

Finn

I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

Sue [to Emma]

Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

Kurt

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Sue

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez

To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.

Will

This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

Puck

I can't stand the stench of public schools.

Sebastian

This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.

Santana

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

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Glee Season 3 Quotes

So this is what being turned on feels like.

Emma

Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.

Brittany
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