Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 3 Episode 6: "Mash Off"

Rachel: Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she's no accident.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Stop the violence.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Santana: Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Brittany: Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "The First Time"

Rachel: Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I've never had meat substitute before that tasted so much like real meat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian : I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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