Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Quotes
Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.
Finn
I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
Sue [to Emma]
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
Kurt
The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
Sue
Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.
Dave Martinez
To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.
Will
This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
Puck
I can't stand the stench of public schools.
Sebastian
This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
Santana
Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
