Glee
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Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.
Mr. Pillsbury
I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.
Finn
If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
Coach Roz [to Sam]
You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.
Finn
I'm really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.
Sugar [to Artie]
For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
Sue
Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?
Betty: I, Betty Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School... you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.
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Narrator
Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
Santana
Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.
Where's my bling?
Rachel
