It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Artie

That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.

Santana

I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Sue

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Sue

Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn

Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.

It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

Santana

Rachel: We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of.

Don't wish away your life, you're exactly where you're supposed to be.

Shelby

Sam: Do you know the song "Jack and Dianne" by John Mellencamp?
Quinn: Please don't sing.
Sam: My favorite lyric is this one, hold on to sixteen as long as you can.

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.

Santana

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?

You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.

Puck