Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 3 Episode 1: "The Purple Piano Project"

Emma: Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
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Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.
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Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
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Sue: I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
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Sue: Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.
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Sue: How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.
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Sue: This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.
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Kurt: I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.
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Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.
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Sue: I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.
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Becky: What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.
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Sue: I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.
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Will: For many of you, this is your last year. Make it special.
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Puck: She's the one who got away. Really, really slowly.
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Lauren: Don't be said. We'll always have Subway.
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Will: Guess who woke up before I did.
Emma: I haven't brushed yet.
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Santana: Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.
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Mike: My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.
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