Puck [to Shelby]: Screw you. Sure you've got the boom and the pow, and your lips are cash money. But what really turned me on about you was how much of an asskicker you were, winning all those championships, going to New York. raising Beth on your own. All garbage. This was your chance to get in on the ground floor of something really special: me. But you're too much of a coward to go for it.

The advantage of a relationship with a younger dude is that I've still got four more rounds in me before I need a steak sandwich and a Coke Zero.


Why don't you hurry on to your next face-widening session at the John Travolta Institute for Head Thickening and Facial Weight Gain?

Sue [to Beiste]

Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.


While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.


If elected, I'll have sugary treats available at all times. Helps with concentration. That's what George Washington said.


When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.


My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.


Where is Rachel? She never misses applause.


I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.


You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special.

Puck [to Quinn]

I have to just be me.


Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.