Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3 Episode 13: "Heart"

Santana: I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel's Dad: No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sugar: No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sugar: Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"

Santana: Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sue [to Emma]: I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dave Martinez: I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "Michael"

Puck: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian: I can't stand the stench of public schools.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Santana: This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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