Glee
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Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?
Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.
Brittany
Finn sends me cute text messages all the time. They're usually puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.
Rachel
Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.
Brittany
We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
Santana
It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.
Will
I was afraid to admit it because I was afraid of failing. But I'm not scared anymore.
Finn
Brittany thought of it. She gets an idea once every couple years and, lucky for us, this was a good one.
Sue
Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
I believe in you and what you can become.
Sam
It tastes just like a chicken testicle.
Brittany [on a bull's testicle]
I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.
Brittany
