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Joe: I was having feelings.
Sam: You mean like, in your pants feelings?

Joe is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.

Brittany

Finn sends me cute text messages all the time. They're usually puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.

Rachel

Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.

Brittany

We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.

Santana

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.

Will

I was afraid to admit it because I was afraid of failing. But I'm not scared anymore.

Finn

Brittany thought of it. She gets an idea once every couple years and, lucky for us, this was a good one.

Sue

Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.

I believe in you and what you can become.

Sam

It tastes just like a chicken testicle.

Brittany [on a bull's testicle]

I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.

Brittany
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Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.

Santana

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt
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