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Glee

Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana
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Glee Season 5 Quotes

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

Glee Season 5 Music

  Song Artist
Glee-cast-i-saw-her-standing-there I Saw Her Standing There Glee Cast iTunes
Glee-cast-a-hard-days-night A Hard Day's Night Glee Cast iTunes
Glee-cast-youve-got-to-hide-your-love-away You've Got To Hide Your Love Away Glee Cast iTunes
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