Trust is a choice.

Kurt

Cert. I'm Cert, like the breath mint.

Kurt

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

Blaine

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Blaine

The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam

My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Sam

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

Glee Season 5 Quotes

Seriously. I look like a gay Thundercat.

Jake

Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.

Glee Season 5 Music

  Song Artist
Glee cast i saw her standing there I Saw Her Standing There Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast a hard days night A Hard Day's Night Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast youve got to hide your love away You've Got To Hide Your Love Away Glee Cast iTunes