Glee Season 5 Quotes
This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.Tina
So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?Santana
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Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
[to Marley] I miss you, every minute of every day. I know that I screwed things up really badly and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and I know that I can't be without you. I need you. I don't want to be this jerk anymore and you are the only one that can make me a better person. A good person.Jake
So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?Tina
Let me hit you with the blunt instrument of reality, Puckerman. You're still you, a douchey playboy who's going to spend the rest of his life dealing with one mess after another as long as he lives. One of these days, you are going to knock someone up, and I feel bad for whoever has to have a child who shares your DNA.Bree
[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!Puppet Becky
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[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.Sue
More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.Sue
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