"Flighty"? "Irresponsible?" I'm gonna kill him.

Serena

I know you disapprove of me, but can't you at least do so in a tuxedo?

Lily

Dan: Blair. What are you doing here? Did Louis—
Blair: I didn't know where else to go. I wasn't going to come here. I haven't talked to you all summer and you're the only person I know in New York right now. And I really need a friend. If you're still...
Dan: Of course I am. What's going on?

I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.

Blair

Chuck: Hey, do you mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I love you.

Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.

Dan: Did you come all the way to Brooklyn just to yell at me? 'Cause that's really not necessary.
Blair: Yes it is.

Man, I have to find out if she's seen someone, it's killing me.

Nate

I don't even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman's wife.

Eleanor

Super-successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivies. It's more than just getting into college, it's setting a course for the rest of your life. And those who aren't legacies are no exception. When parents have sacrificed for their children, what kid would want to let them down?

I am everything my father said I was.

Chuck

Blair: So what did you do with Chuck's money, anyway?
Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.