I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!

Lily

Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.

Gabriel

Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

Serena

[to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?

Serena

I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.

Serena

[still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]

Vanessa

[playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass. [drinks]

Vanessa
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