Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 16: "All About My Brother" Quotes
But the worst thing the truth can do? Is when you finally tell it, it doesn't set you free... but locks you away, forever.
Gossip Girl
This just in, Asher Hornsby has been spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend. Looks like gentlemen don't prefer blondes, Little J, they prefer other gentlemen. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? I'm tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. This is the last item that goes to press without proof.
Gossip Girl
(as Sarah) Seriously, you and Dan are so sweet to adopt me, I'd be a mess without you guys... more of a mess than I already am.
Georgina
Vanessa: Give her a break, Asher is her first love.
Dan: It's infatuation, it's not love.
Georgina: Yeah, but to a 15-year-old, girl, I mean, there really isn't much of a difference.
Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.
Dan: How are you always so right?
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.
I killed someone.
Serena
[to Dan] Are you calling me queer? I'm so queer I'm going to pop your sister's cherry tonight!
Asher
[to Eric] Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?
Jenny
[to Jenny] To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.
Isabel
Man on Tape: You sure she's going to be down for this?
Georgina: It's Serena, she'll go down for anything.
[to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
Blair
