Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 2: "Beauty and the Feast" Quotes
Doctor: I have a hard time believing anyone has that high a threshold for pain.
Nate: Yeah, well he's probably self-medicating.
Blair: I don't understand. How am I to become an icon of style and taste if I can only where a burkha?
Princess Beatrice: I'm sorry, the dress code is mandated.
Blair: So you get to be Balmain and I get to be Barbara Bush?
Charlie/Ivy: I get that working for this producer is a huge opportunity, but what about Columbia?
Serena: Well I'm taking this semester off and I'll see how things go after that. My only issue is living with Cece. Last night at 2am her bridge game turned brutal.
Dan: I was wondering if you could share some of your bank-breaking secrets with me.
Serena: Well I thought you did all of your scheming with Blair.
Dan: No, she's not speaking to me.
Nate: I just can't stop thinking about that woman from LA.
Chuck: It's understandable, given your mother issues.
Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative.
Dorota: You never care about my womb before.
Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It's time for your annual checkup. Lucky for you, doctors take their confidentiality seriously around here.Gossip Girl
Blair: What if i lose everything?
Dan: You'll still have me.
Dan: Treatment involves trying to make the patient feel again.
Chuck: That's what I was doing before you showed up.
Dan: Well, how about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
Miss Blair digest everything now.Dorota
Dorota: Saltines only thing I eat for months with Ana.
Blair: It's not the same. Your people were bred to work through these conditions and give birth in a field.
Dorota: No fields in Krakow. And I have birthing suite in Lenox Hill.
Nate (to Dan): I was going to ask how your summer's going, but since you're with Chuck, I'm guessing the answer's probably, "Weird."
Dan: Oh, it gets weirder.