Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "Beauty and the Feast" Quotes (Page 3)

Blair: Now you're going to be sorry you didn't guard.
Dan: Woah. You're gonna go? With me in here? I'm not sure our friendship can handle that.
Blair: Friendship is a tenuous term. Now be a gentleman and run the water.
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Dan: I can't believe that I thought you changed last year. And since you didn't, Chuck is now going off the deep end trying to get your attention. Again.
Blair: No. Now that's where you're wrong. Whatever he's doing isn't about me. He was the who told me to marry Louis. And he meant it.
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Dan: Blair, hey. Listen, I know you don't want to see me now, probably not ever. But I'm not here to cause problems. I can't say the same about Chuck. Have you seen him?
Blair: Walk with me.
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Gossip Girl: A kiss is just a kiss.
Chuck: That hurt? Wish I could feel it.
Gossip Girl: Poor Lonely Boy. Even on the outer boroughs of love.
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Doctor: I have a hard time believing anyone has that high a threshold for pain.
Nate: Yeah, well he's probably self-medicating.
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Blair: I don't understand. How am I to become an icon of style and taste if I can only where a burkha?
Princess Beatrice: I'm sorry, the dress code is mandated.
Blair: So you get to be Balmain and I get to be Barbara Bush?
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Charlie/Ivy: I get that working for this producer is a huge opportunity, but what about Columbia?
Serena: Well I'm taking this semester off and I'll see how things go after that. My only issue is living with Cece. Last night at 2am her bridge game turned brutal.
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Dan: I was wondering if you could share some of your bank-breaking secrets with me.
Serena: Well I thought you did all of your scheming with Blair.
Dan: No, she's not speaking to me.
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Nate: I just can't stop thinking about that woman from LA.
Chuck: It's understandable, given your mother issues.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative.
Dorota: You never care about my womb before.
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