Bart: ... A weekend curfew of 1 am.
Chuck: Is that Eastern or Pacific?

Oops! I forgot to put on underwear!

Serena

Blair: What took you so long?
Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.

Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The question is, Bass — will you?

Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.

You ever think your mom acts like she's perfect because she's too far from it to acknowledge that she's not?

Dan

Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere?
Eric: It wasn't everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.

Who watches TV on a TV anymore?

Eric

Jenny: It's so weird that you're on a team now. Pretty soon you're going to have actual guy friends.
Dan: What are you talking about? I have plenty of guy friends.
Jenny: Dan, I know that you're Mr. Soccer now, but you and I both know you prefer to hang out with girls.

One bad thing about making a deal with the devil is, he always comes to collect.

Gossip Girl

[to Blair] Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!

Vanessa

Vanessa: I can make you help me you know.
Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!
Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]
Blair: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.
Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for you ... maybe I'm missing out!

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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: You had me until "troll."

Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.

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