Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "Chuck in Real Life" Quotes (Page 2)

Vanessa: [to Blair] Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!
 • Rating: 3.1 / 5.0

Vanessa: I can make you help me you know.
Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!
Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]
Blair: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.
Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for you ... maybe I'm missing out!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Blair: [to Vanessa] What are you doing here with those? Shouldn't you be at Whole Foods?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Chuck: Archibald. Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Nate: [to Dan] Hey man, let's go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes more than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. [pauses] Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: You had me until "troll."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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