Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.


(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.


Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.

(to Serena) You always did know how to leave them wanting more.


(to Serena) And do you remember when we ran out of money and I had to flash the bartender?


Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?

Nelly: Todd's here? Do I have cushion face?
Isabel: A little.

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.

So you want to distance yourself from your mistakes by staying away from me.

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