Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "Enough About Eve" Quotes (Page 2)

Blair: [to posse] Enough! I am in no mood to hear you fawn over some girl with tacky accessories who lives to recycle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Careful, V. Don't send out those invitations just yet. We hear another girl has her eyes on the prize.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: [to Josh] Actually, Mr. Ellis, I'm here to help you. Simply put, Vanessa Abrams is a tired cliche from the 718. The preachy, I-hate-the-man talk she no doubt has in mind won't inspire the kind of donations the school needs. You need a speaker more like ... well, me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

P.J.: Nate Archibald. You lookin' for a game? Don't think we've got a seat for you.
Nate: I'm not here to play. She is.
Serena: Unless you're afraid of playing a girl.
P.J.: Buy-in's $25,000.
Serena: That's a lot of money.
Nate: So don't lose.
P.J.: Pull up a seat, darlin'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

P.J.: What are you thinkin' of playin' for?
Serena: How about Carter Baizen?
P.J.: Ah, I got it. You're Carter's girl. Well I got some bad news for ya. Carter's debt is a lot more than you're showin'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Uh oh. Looks like Carter's going down to Texas, and Tripp's career's going up in smoke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: She's a guy.
Who took my speech at the freshman dinner and gave it to Vanessa Abrams. He double crossed me, and I-
Chuck: Demand satisfaction.
Blair: You still up for it?
Chuck: [nods]
Blair: You wonderful man. I'll just go powder my nose for ... 10 minutes?
Chuck: I'll only need five.
[approaches Josh]
Josh: Can I help you?
Chuck: Oh, definitely.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Out, you cable-knit queen!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: Are you trying to destroy Tripp's campaign?
Nate: No. That's gonna win Tripp the election.
Serena: What are you talking about.
Nate: Once the Buckleys leak it, we'll release the real photo. It'll look like the Buckley's faked the one. Then people will finally see them for the villains they really are.
Serena: And what happens to Carter? You just used one?
Nate: Come on, Serena. The guy proposed to P.J. sister to pay off his gambling debt. Wake up, the guy's hardly innocent. I am sorry I had to lie to you.
Serena: No you're not. But you will be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: You really think you're better than me?
Blair: I think we both know the answer to that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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