Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives" Quotes
In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0.
Gossip Girl
Like every great general, I have contingency plans.
Blair
What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?
Serena
What brings you and your mid-level entourage?
Chuck
The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.
Blair
Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.
Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.
Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion.
Gossip Girl
Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
William: I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them?
Serena: No, Dad, you don't have to prove yourself.
William: I think I do.
[to William] You know, it's really nice to be here with someone who doesn't hate these things.
Lily
William: I'm not going to try to take advantage of the situation to get back with your mother.
Serena: Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness.
