In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0.

Gossip Girl

Like every great general, I have contingency plans.

Blair

What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?

Serena

What brings you and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck

The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.

Blair

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.

Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.

Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion.

Gossip Girl

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.

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