Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia" Quotes
I don't know if I can have this same conversation one more time.
Dan
[to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.
Nate
[to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
Serena
[to Blair] Whatever you want, wherever you want it, I'm going to be there to take it away from you. I won't stop until you have nothing.
Chuck
[to Blair] Who knows my limits? I have nothing to lose, since you took away my future.
Chuck
Juliet: What did you expect me to do? I had to protect myself.
Vanessa: You're right. You do.
Blair: If I have to, I'll blackmail her for the position.
Chuck: An illegal maid scandal, nobody's cared about those in years.
Blair: Oh, and a lesbian switcheroo doesn't make you Blackwater.
Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.
Serena: What is going on?
Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.
Serena: So you're going to let Chuck have the assistant position then.
Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.
Martha: Thank you. Good day Miss Waldorf. If you have any questions regarding the class, Mr. Bass will answer them.
Chuck: Actually it turns out Ms. Chamberlain's class is over-enrolled. You didn't make the cut. Sorry. Mmmm ... I almost forgot how much I used to enjoy your pie.
Tiffany: How do you go from Better Homes and Gardens to the NRA?
Blair: It's a short trip, believe me.
