Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
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Gossip Girl: Ah, all Hallow's Eve. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question? Who do you want to be?
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Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told you I was sorry for my little transgression and you forgave me. Now either make me kiss a girl already, or let's move on!
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Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.
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Dan: You really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, don't you?
Nate: Oh, the dialogue's awesome. It's the part without the talking that's the problem.
Dan: I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.
Nate: Seriously, man, do you not get Internet here in Brooklyn?
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Nate: Patrick Roberts, who plays her vampire co-star, was her boyfriend the whole time they were filming this. What the blogs all say was that they got really into it and started doing it for real. Like sexing up the cutting room floor real.
Dan: I think the most disturbing part of all of this is that you've been reading Endless Nights blogs.
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Gossip Girl: Looks like little Chuck Bass is crawling out from his father's shadow. Too bad his girlfriend's still playing for the dark side.
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Olivia: Flu? As in Patrick Roberts flu?
Dan: He made you levitate.
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Olivia: Dan, that is all acting.
Dan: Well, reigning blog opinion seems to be that acting with your boyfriend without your clothes on, it's, well, it's a sex tape.
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Dan: Is she really levitating?
Nate: I think that's green screen.
Dan: Do they act like this the rest of the movie? Look at the way she's looking at him. That's love. And lust, and ... gratitude, and ...
Nate: Dude. That's an orgasm.
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