Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie" Quotes
[to Dorota] She is the loosest girl in class, don't you know Chuck doesn't like his fruit pre-picked?
Blair
Blair: Where did you find these people?
Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!
Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.
Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.
I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.
Blair
Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.
I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!
Lily
There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.
Serena
[to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.
Blair
Bart: We need to talk.
Lily: Fine.
Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
There's been an accident.
Lily
