[to Dorota] She is the loosest girl in class, don't you know Chuck doesn't like his fruit pre-picked?


Blair: Where did you find these people?
Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.

I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.


Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.

I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!


There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.


[to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.

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