Summer Tip #3. Take time to stop and smell the flowers. It's true that all good things must come to an end. August is no exception. They don't call it Fall for nothing.

Gossip Girl

Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.

Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.


Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a tasty dish of his own!


Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago!

Blair: I have to get back to the city. Senior year awaits.
Marcus: Let's see. Beautiful girl. Autumn in New York. I think I can find some way to entertain myself. My family will be happy I'm staying in one place for awhile.

[to Marcus] Don't worry. I'm well versed in your lordly ways. And I'm ready to meet the queen... which I also just watched on DVD.


Summer Tip #2. There is no "we" in summer. Only u and me.

Gossip Girl

[to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?

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