Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" Quotes
Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.
Chuck: And why would you do that.
Blair: Because I love you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.
[to Nate] I'm not maternal, I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish. Come on, I see kugel.Blair
Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.Blair
Blair: Humphrey. What are you doing here?
Dan: I carried the garment bag.
Lil, I'm waiting for you this time. Six months, six years. I'll be here.Rufus
What a nice photo. Remind me to send a thank-you note to the photo editor.Lily
That's a good picture. Lily should send a thank-you note to the photo editor.Eleanor
The closing of this chapter leads to the opening of the next one.Cece
Lily: If you're looking for Bart's will, you don't have to worry.
Chuck: I'm not. But you should be. I'm trying to find your file.
Lily: Well it's not here so you can stop ransacking the place and look at me.
Chuck: I can't look at you, Lily. You disgust me.
[to Chuck] The only reason he got in that car is because you called him.Lily
Eleanor: I was thinking something in a jacket, very YSL.
Jenny: Mick and Bianca, 1971, great reference.